Debt-defying Dreamers T-Shirts

'Congratulations, and this is a complaint and summons on your defaulted student loans.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Failed Alliance.

Miracle mirror

'I got the raise!'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

Answer to Prayers - NO

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me - the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."