Debt-defying Dreamers Mugs

'Congratulations, and this is a complaint and summons on your defaulted student loans.'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Miracle mirror

Failed Alliance.

'I got the raise!'

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Answer to Prayers - NO

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

Dreaming of Dollars.