Dreamers Of Wealth Mugs

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Dreaming of Dollars.

Rich man rubbing oil lamp to get ticker tape.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

What is possible and what is probable.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Golden Eggs.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Business plan.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Where'd you get that?"

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'