Wealth Dreamer Mugs

'There's something wrong with the sprinkler system but don't fix it.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Just browsing, thanks, but I should be able to buy the book in a couple of minutes.'

'Can you recommend something that will make me $1 million in 5 minutes? I need to cover my losses from my last get-rich-quick scheme.'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but can't remember what it was I wanted."

Man dreams of being rich.

'I'm lazy and have no desire to work. How can we restructure my father's portfolio to keep it that way?'

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

"They say that on your death bed it is not the thing you have done that you regret but the things you haven't. In my case like being a millionaire!"

Money tree.

'My fee is 1 of your fortune. And now - I see an inheritance of 5 million dollars coming your way.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'I'm sorry, but he told me that if I brought him home, he'd give me a million bucks!'

"If I was a rich man, googly googly googly. . ."

'It's YOU, isn't it dear? You're the mystery lottery winner!'

"Well, you see Mr. Hovis, let me see if I can explain this in a 'user friendly' way. The chances of you becoming a billionaire now, tomorrow, or at any time in the foreseeable future, is pretty small so you need to pay your taxes."

"Enjoy!"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I want to be a fat cat."

"You mean we're all eccentric millionaires?"

"I googled wealth and found it!"

"My dream job? That would be a 'money tester!'"

Money Tree

"Tonight's lotto numbers are..."

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'Damn - Euro's from heaven!'

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

Mu$k

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"