"No, his 100th birthday party was last month. Now he's celebrating paying off his student loans."
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"But I can't take early retirement - I haven't paid off my student loan yet."
'Finally paid off my tuition fees.'
'She lost that 'new car smell' long ago, but I like the 'no more payments' smell even better.'
'We've truly simplified our lives, and ow no one. But are we truly happy?'
Student Loans.
'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'
'Today I celebrate paying off my student loans!'
'I feel sorry for those college graduates. They're worse off than us. They have to pay of $30,000 in student loans.'
The fate of the emigrant
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"
"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."
Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'
"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."
'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.
'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'
'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'
Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.
"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'
"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."
I have a dream.
Life-Work Balance.
'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'
'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'
"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."
Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...
'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'
'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'
'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'
"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"
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