Debt Dreamer Mugs

'Daddy, how many more air miles is it?'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Doughboy Dad

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Accountant Manqué

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Snowing Money.

'You may have three mergers.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Golden Eggs.

I have a dream.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Breaking Through

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

Bank Checking Accounts. Yes, deposits are guaranteed, sir --- but withdrawals aren't.

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

'Damn - Euro's from heaven!'

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.