Loan Dreamer Mugs

'I realize you were excited that you got the loan for your new bike, but you should've at least got dressed first before rushing over here.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Why do you hate the media?

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'