Loan Dreamer Pillows

'I realize you were excited that you got the loan for your new bike, but you should've at least got dressed first before rushing over here.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Why do you hate the media?

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!