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"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me - the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'You may have three mergers.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Snowing Money.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Golden Eggs.

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Mu$k

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'Damn - Euro's from heaven!'