Financially Challenged Dreamer Pillows

Man praying for money.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

I have a dream.

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"I remember when the Wheel was just in Science Fiction stories..."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

The passage of time.

The year is 2203 and there's finally peace on earth. . . Also everything is underwater.

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

Wheel

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"