Allowance Dreamer Mugs

I'm hoping the government bailout of Daddy's industry will trickle down to my allowance in time for summer.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"You're hired!"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"