Allowance Dreamer Mugs

I'm hoping the government bailout of Daddy's industry will trickle down to my allowance in time for summer.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"And how would you like your steak?"

"You're hired!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.