Mortgage-free Dreamer Mugs

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

Life-Work Balance.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Where'd you get that?"

TRUMP

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'Er, and should you ever need primal scream therapy, this house has a treatment centre conveniently next door.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'I got the raise!'

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

Business for sale.

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

"Ahh, here it is. . . I new we had it somewhere!"

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