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"I've done it, dear. I've finally paid off my student loan!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

I have a dream.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Life-Work Balance.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'I got the raise!'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

Answer to Prayers - NO

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'