Debt-free Dreamers Gifts

"I've done it, dear. I've finally paid off my student loan!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

I have a dream.

Life-Work Balance.

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'I got the raise!'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Answer to Prayers - NO

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"