Financial Freedom Dreamers Gifts

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Catching a dollar sign falling from the sky

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Investing your savings

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

I have a dream.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."