Financial Freedom Seeker Gifts

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

Careers advisor

"Insufficient funds? Me or the bank?"

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Don't worry, dear. When it comes to getting you a better place, money is no object."

'I actually am living the American Dream: I'm paying off my credit card debt.'

Investing your savings

"I didn't go to college. I save a lot of time and money by simply printing out degrees off the Internet."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

Credit

'I was free and away, but I turned myself in. The first time I stopped for food and gas I realized that I couldn't afford an escape.'

Waiting for the second stimulus to drop.

Recession tips & gambling

'I finally got out of debt. That's when I lost my work ethic.'

'Any advice beside, 'Run for it'.'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

"What these students have to understand is that 'higher' education refers to price."

"Since when have customers been in control of their money?"

Goodbye Bills!

SMS loans.

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'It's a relief to finally pay off my student loans.'

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"I've got issues with approval, doc."

"Tonight I think I'll wear my new pink slip."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"With the new taxes, my minimum daily requirement is around twenty three hundred bucks."

Just Paid Off Our Mortgage

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

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