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'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

What is possible and what is probable.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

'I see lot's of water...'

A princess looking for frogs

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

"We're still pre-rich."

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

"We're going to use the 6.4 million pounds to purchase a terraced in a run down area of Huddersfield."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'It's mine ... all mine! Wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans.'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .