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"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Shepherd and eurydice

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

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