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"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

Shepherd and eurydice

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."