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'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'And right here they merged...'

Ice Cream Tower.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'I say we try it.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."