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'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

I'll just check whats going to happen with the traffic, before we head home darling.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Karataoke

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'And right here they merged...'

Ice Cream Tower.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I say we try it.'