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"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'You will meet a tailed dark stranger, who will love you unconditionally.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Jack of all trades

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The Fourth Little Pig

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The tooth fairy.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"#Win!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"