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Prize vegetables.

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Chiller Theatre

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Newt sale

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff