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'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'

I believe everything happens for a reason...

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

'What a twist of fate!'

Death tosses a coin at the start of a battle.

Angel is hit on head with brick

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

ET Mishap

"Have you been playing dice?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"What the hell took so long?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Where the wild things were."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Jack Gleeson

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Birds Following Witch.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Beard in the Stone

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"