Fate Enthusiast Pillows

'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'

I believe everything happens for a reason...

'What a twist of fate!'

Death tosses a coin at the start of a battle.

Angel is hit on head with brick

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Where the wild things were."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Beard in the Stone

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Birds Following Witch.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

Phoenix

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror