Fortune Enthusiasts Pillows

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

'You will collide with a tall, dark stranger-no wait...telephone pole.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'And right here they merged...'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Gambling on office building construction

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Tombola Winner

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

Your Palm

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

Good Luck

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

'What a twist of fate!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'