Fate Gamer Pillows

When God works online.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Second lifeReal life.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Okay, I'll see your 3 and raise you another one!'

God playing with dolls.

"Who's there?"

school kids playing conkers

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"When is it my turn?"

'What a twist of fate!'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Candy Land for Adults

'The batteries must be dead.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Fortune Teller.

Beginner Level Escalators