Eternal Gamer Pillows

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Jenga!!!

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

school kids playing conkers

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Atlas holds up a football.

Candy Land for Adults

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'The batteries must be dead.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'