Epic Gamer Pillows

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"They're class action figures."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Teenage Angst.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Sushi Train Set.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Jenga!!!

The October 31 Committee

Atlas holds up a football.

Homer

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

'How about a game of cards?'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

Before paper and scissors were invented...

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.