Comedic Gamer Pillows

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Man fights with his shadow.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'