Comedic Characters Pillows

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Footballer playing for time

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Jumble Sale

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Man fights with his shadow.

20 Volts for Wavy Hair, 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair, 100 Volts for Curly Hair and 500 Volts for Hair beyond description.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'How can I miss you if you won't go away!'

Using balloons to weigh less.