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'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

Piracy on a boating lake

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess