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"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

"Nicky Suspenders is lying. He knows where the money is hidden."

'Madame Astra spiritualist' door 'Please ring, knocking only confuses'

'All signs point to yes.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'Sorry, but I can't see you ever catching the neighbour's cat...'

"Woah!! Rayna is speaking in tongues!"

'Your reckless nature will lead to good fortune and misery for millions.'

"For a minimal fee, we can download more predictability."

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

£150,000 Per Annum - Daydreaming again, Foster?

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

"This will help you make unbiased decisions, AND stay cootie-free."

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'