Fate Fanatic Mugs

Right place, wrong time. Wrong place, right time.

Prize vegetables.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Chiller Theatre

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Warrior Woman

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'