Fortune Fanatics Mugs

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

Giant Monster in Bath

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Born to raise interest rates.

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Overdraft limit.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Medieval King

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'Pep's finance' man confused and scared of 'Real estate', 'Gold' etc

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Your Palm

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"