Fortune Seeker T-Shirts

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'Should I buy or sell?'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'I see a house, I see you applying for a mortgage, I hear laughter, lots of laughter.'

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

Palm reading and stock projections.

Penny Stocks & Lucky Lottery Numbers

A fortune cookie for investors.

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

'Look! A buy signal.'

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"You will grow richer and richer. Then one day you'll discover money can't buy happiness - and you'll give it all away."

'Mine says I should tip at least 20%!'

'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'Friday is your unlucky day.'

The Human Comedy - Reading the Last Will

'Amazing! My fortune is that someday very soon I will pay off my student loans.'

Society of Optimists

'Weight - 155. Fortune, you are going to receive a large sum of money.'

Lucky Oil Drilling Corp.

'At every corner I face the same questions: should I go forward? Should I go to the left? Should I go to the right? Where does my fortune lie?'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'My fortune cookie says, 'Invest in cnooc oil of China,. and you'll be rewarded.''

'Someone close to you is about to get a nasty shock'.

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

'Tell me my net worth in 10 years if I'm fully invested in grwoth funds...corporate bonds...high yield bonds...'