Fortune Seeker Gifts

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'Should I buy or sell?'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'

'I see a house, I see you applying for a mortgage, I hear laughter, lots of laughter.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

Palm reading and stock projections.

'Look! A buy signal.'

'Chelsea will win the premiership! Is that it?'

'Your Great Uncle has left you all his money in this family heirloom!'

"You will grow richer and richer. Then one day you'll discover money can't buy happiness - and you'll give it all away."

Penny Stocks & Lucky Lottery Numbers

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

A fortune cookie for investors.

'Mine says I should tip at least 20%!'

"Lucky devil, most people just find loose change behind the sofa!"

"The sign of the sun has been a big influence on his local life, it's his local pub."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'Weight - 155. Fortune, you are going to receive a large sum of money.'

Our fortune cookies are officially 'neutral' on the Taiwan independence question.

'Amazing! My fortune is that someday very soon I will pay off my student loans.'

'Claims Direct' 'Gold mine'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Lucky Oil Drilling Corp.

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

'My fortune cookie says, 'Invest in cnooc oil of China,. and you'll be rewarded.''

'Someone close to you is about to get a nasty shock'.