Good Fortune Seeker Gifts

Lucky horseshoe

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Golden Eggs.

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

"Trepanning for gold"

Gambling on office building construction

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'