Good Fortune Seeker Prints

Lucky horseshoe

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Gambling on office building construction

"Trepanning for gold"

Golden Eggs.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

Palm Reading