Financial Fortune Seekers Prints

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"Trepanning for gold"

Gambling on office building construction

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Golden Eggs.

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."