Business Dreamers T-Shirts

'I don't know what happened... my cousin in Southern California became a millionaire with the exact same business!'

Failed Alliance.

Bricks for sale, some assembly required.

"Had last year's next great idea."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

S.S.dot.com

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."