Corporate Dreamers T-Shirts

"He's going to make a great managing director one day."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Lemonade Inc.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Space for Lease.

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."