Dreaming Investor Prints

"I'll not be a grub forever...soon I'll be a butterfly...I'll be in the money...DRAT!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Money Plant.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The church of our lady of wall street.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

Business plan.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

I have a dream.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

TRUMP

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Low-Rent Stockholders

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dreaming the impossible dream didn't make me rich. SELLING the impossible dream made me rich!"