Aspiring Banker Gifts

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"I'll loan you a quarter, but next week you pay back 35 cents."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

I have a dream.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."