Young Banker Gifts

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

SALE

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"So much for password protected."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."