Young Banker Mugs

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

SALE

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"So much for password protected."

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'