Future Banker Mugs

'What is it? It's your first PIN number!'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"If you start saving money now, you'll be able to borrow more later."

'Is this checking or savings?'

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

Kid to parent: 'I spent all the money in my old piggy bank to buy a new piggy bank.'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'I... Um... Actually can picture Billy involved in the banking industry when he grow up.'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"So much for password protected."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'