Future Banker Pillows

'What is it? It's your first PIN number!'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"If you start saving money now, you'll be able to borrow more later."

'Is this checking or savings?'

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

Kid to parent: 'I spent all the money in my old piggy bank to buy a new piggy bank.'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"So much for password protected."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Girl holding money.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"