Beach-bound Banker Gifts

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Born to raise interest rates.

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Endless Summer III"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

Academics at the Beach

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

Extreme Accounting!

"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'I tried to take some money from the kitty like you said, but she wouldn't let me!'

Business Vacation.

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

"Son, someday this will all be exposed in the Panama Papers."

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

'Nelson here is in charge of out offshore accounts.'

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'Banking fashion show 97' 'New services and products' 'Electronic banking'.

"I'll loan you a quarter, but next week you pay back 35 cents."

'It's a wonder I got him to go on vacation at all!'

"You're keeping your cash in a safe on your boat and that's your idea of an offshore tax haven?"

Kama Sutra Bank,'Most of the positions are closed.'