Offshore Banker Wannabe Gifts

"Son, someday this will all be exposed in the Panama Papers."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

Born to raise interest rates.

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

The boy who took his piggy bank to the drive thru bank

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

Extreme Accounting!

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"Keeping all your money in a cigar box is not wise. You should keep it in a coffee can hidden behind the TV, like me!"

'I tried to take some money from the kitty like you said, but she wouldn't let me!'

"If you start saving money now, you'll be able to borrow more later."

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

'Nelson here is in charge of out offshore accounts.'

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'