Banker With A Twist Gifts

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Overdraft limit.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Toys - Business Model.

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

Masochism for stockholders.

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'