Banker With A Twist Prints

'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Overdraft limit.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

I Want to be a Drone President

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Foreclosed

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Toys - Business Model.

Climate Crisis and the Banks

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Masochism for stockholders.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'